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Joke of the Day

"If someone shows up at my house unannounced, I won't open the door. I just stand on the other side of the glass shaking my head no."

"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"

"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"

"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."

"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."

"Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp"

"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."

"""We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,"" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"

"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""