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Joke of the Day

"Butt-sex is a lot like spinach... If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult. -Daniel Tosh"

"A man enters the drum section of a music store.. Shopkeeper: ""Sir, you can play here for a while, but then I've gotta ask you to beat it."""

"WIFE: *filing for divorce* ME: Are you mad at me?"

"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"My girlfriend cheated on me. She damn near broke my back."

"What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions? Donald Ducks I'll show myself out"

"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."

"* Falls down rock face * Breaks legs. Bleeds profusely * Slowly reaches for pocket * Pulls out phone * Checks twitter notifications"

"Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids."