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Joke of the Day

"How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb? Why the fuck would a blind man need a light bulb?"

"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"

"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"

"Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself."

"Jumper cables walked into a bar Bartender said I'll serve you but you better not start anything!"

"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."

"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"

"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011."