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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball? Choke."

"I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child Then i was born"

"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."

"Women have closets full of I have nothing to wear.'"

"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."

"I'll take two glasses of lemonade please... ...said the man. But hold the ""ades"". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS."

"What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common? They are both very pedantic"

"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."

"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"

"Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors."