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Joke of the Day
"What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common? They are both very pedantic"
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"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have beenlying low."
"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."
"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."
"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"
"Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot."
"There's a big difference between writing poetry, and just making stories with rhymes. Guess which one I'm good at, limes."
"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"
"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"
"My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes."