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Joke of the Day
"How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right"
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"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, ""You're lookin' BIG, man!"""
"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."
"Whats The Difference Between A Pick-Pocketer And A Peeping Tom? One snatches watches, and the other watches snatches!"
"I want to start a potato chip company called ""dick's."" Our motto would tell you to eat a bag of 'em."
"My doctor told me I am colorblind. I had no idea! It came right out of the green"
"Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work. I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs"
"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."
"I realized that I'm bisexual... When you buy, I get sexual."