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Joke of the Day
"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."
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"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"
"What does a man with a 10-inch penis eat for breakfast? I had a bagel."
"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""
"""you're too polite"" I am not [two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers"
"Hey, did you hear that I'm dating Carbon Monoxide? They're a little clingy though, it feels like they're suffocating me"
"Earthworms will always laugh at a poop joke... They really eat that shit up."
"Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic..."
"I don't kill spiders because when spiders become our mutant overlords and eat us, they will look at me and say, ""She's cool. Let her live."""
"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."