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Joke of the Day
"As Freud said ""Who cites, needs sex"""
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"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."
"I've done it! I've solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground."
"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"
"When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I'm a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner."
"WHAT I ORDER: French toast WHAT WAITER HEARS: If my water goes below the brim you die"
"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."
"Capitalization can really change a sentence. For example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"
"Little Mermaid: I want to be where the people are Me: trust me u dont"