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Joke of the Day
"Little Mermaid: I want to be where the people are Me: trust me u dont"
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"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."
"Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise."
"Roger Federer asked what the large silver dish was for. ""Seconds"", they replied."
"Happy Kwanzaa, my black friend! Kwanzaa just means y'all worship a black baby Jesus instead of the real one, right?"
"People with stick figure families on their car: Oh look how cute we are! Criminals: I'll need 3 rolls of duct tape."
"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."
"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"
"*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you're all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I'm weird."