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Joke of the Day

"Little Mermaid: I want to be where the people are Me: trust me u dont"

"[Blackstreet Bakery] Me: [watching the baker kneading dough] ""I love the way you work it"" Baker: ""No diggity?"" Me: ""Baguette up."""

"You know how they say ""if you snooze you lose""... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it."

"You know the best thing about having a penis? You get to share it with people who don't."

"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."

"I swear if my memory gets any worse, I'll be able to plan my own surprise party."

"I'm not afraid of killing cockroaches. It's the fear of his friends and family's plan to avenge his death while I sleep, that haunts me."

"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"

"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."

"What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!"