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Joke of the Day

"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."

"Best Joke I know Reddit on April fools' day."

"Oedipus teasing... Oedipus passes near the hill and sees Sisyphus rolling the boulder up that hill. Oedipus (to Sisyphus): How's it goin'? Sisyphus: Shut up, motherfucker."

"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."

"Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog."

"I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth without getting all nosy about where the blood came from."

"What is yellow and can't swim An excavator :D"

"Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth? It's the old meth math moth myth."

"School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're asian."

"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."