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Joke of the Day
"Lol at birds that walk places."
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"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""
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"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"I have this joke about Ebola... But you probably wouldn't get it."
"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"
"I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves."
"Me: hey girl r u an earthquake Her: aw bc I rock ur world? Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence"
"What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie? A salty cracker with cheese."