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Joke of the Day

"If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band."

"Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog"

"What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!"

"Did you hear about the guy who kept fucking cheerios? He was a cereal rapist"

"Why is the rabbi in geometry? To practice circumscribing"

"Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!"

"My wife & I got into a big fight bc she says I'm always exaggerating. I was so mad I stormed off & tripped over my dick."

"For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)"

"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"