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Joke of the Day

"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable""."

"What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby"""

"My boss asked me to fix the plug on his lamp... I simply refused."

"If you're a douchebag, it's so easy to find the right hat."

"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers"

"Oh my god, did you hear Bob Barker died? He was hit by a BRAAAANNDDD NEEEEWWWW CAAAAAARRRRR!"

"What did your mom's leg say to her other leg? Nothing; they've never met."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....wiped his ass"