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Joke of the Day
"Oh my god, did you hear Bob Barker died? He was hit by a BRAAAANNDDD NEEEEWWWW CAAAAAARRRRR!"
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"I've been trying to sell my child to any house that will take her. I'm a daughter door salesman."
"What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo"
"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"
"I haven't got the nut ratios just right yet, so it's more of a trial mix."