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Joke of the Day
"I decided to make a play about puns I'm going to call it ""puns: a play on words"""
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses."
"What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice? A Fjord Fjocus."
"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."
"Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion."
"Star Wars Casting Did you hear Carrie Fischer is going to be in the new Star Wars movies? She is going to be the new Jabba the Hutt!"
"Why did Princess Di cross the road? Interia"
"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."
"Political views are like children. Some people donit have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."