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Joke of the Day

"HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses."

"Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of shit? The bag."

"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."

"A joke told by the mods of this sub. ""Long"""

"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."

"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"

"My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days..."

"Currently accomplishing an astonishing amount of nothing, at a blistering rate."

"what's the best part about being a man? no ."