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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars Casting Did you hear Carrie Fischer is going to be in the new Star Wars movies? She is going to be the new Jabba the Hutt!"

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"I wish i could Google anything. I'd type: ""where da fuck iz my phone?"" and it'd be like: ""in da fridge dumbass."""
"I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping."