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Joke of the Day

"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."

"Why does the boy could not bend his knees? because he had no knees"

"I bought a spray bottle to break my girlfriend of looking at her phone when I'm speaking. I hide it after use so she doesn't know who did it"

"Is it wrecked or love My cell was 14 % and my gf cell was 97 % she put out my cell from charging and kept her cell and start playing temple run on my cell..."

"Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye."

"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."

"What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells. Credit to DBZ. Edit: Not sure why this auto flared to religion...."

"If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, ""So, any good YouTube stuff?"""

"What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!"

"[3 guys corner me in an alley] 3G: Bet you're scared Me: *shows them my wife's credit card bills* 3G: *hand over their wallets* holy shit"