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Joke of the Day

"I'm on hold. My call is important to them."

"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."

"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."

"I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, ""Hi""."

"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"

"I used to be schizophrenic... but now we're ok."

"I'm not here to make FRIENDS - David Schwimmer on his day off (it is 1996 in this tweet)"

"Where did Mary go when the bombs went off? Everywhere."

"2 black people are quickly walking to work get it?"

"What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house."