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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick."
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"Why do ducks have flat feet? So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks."
"What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw? Outlaws are wanted."
"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."
"Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards."
"What do you guys think of this quote I came up with? ""Good artists copy, great artists steal."""
"It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers."
"HR said it's not necessary but I like my sickness to be taken seriously by having my mom send in an email validating my degree of sickness"
"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."
"Today my parents told me to either move out or get a fucking job. So I became a prostitute."