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Joke of the Day
"Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards."
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"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"
"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool."
"So I go in for my physical... And the doctor says ""I need a semen, stool, and urine sample."" I say ""Gee doc, I'm in a big hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?"" *Taken from Bill Paxton in Predator 2.*"
"What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven? Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts"
"The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer."
"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."