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Joke of the Day

"Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards."

"So I ordered a pizza I ordered a funghi pizza yesterday but I was pretty disappointed.. They obviously have mushroom for improvement"

"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."

"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."

"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."

"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."

"I don't believe ppl who ""don't masturbate cuz it's not the real thing."" When I run out of Frosted Flakes, I put sugar on my Corn Flakes."

"Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe? More often than not, they were called ""peasants"""

"Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it."

"Go deep throat a cactus."