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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."

"""Are you pulling my leg?"" ""No, why?"" ""It just dropped off."" ""Well, don't wake it up."""

"Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon."

"What's white and in the men's 100M final? The lines."

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."

"Let's cure feminism with the 7up plan. Wake up Chin up Grow up Cheer up Lighten up Loosen up But most of all SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"

"Did you know that most statistics are made up? Around 93,7%"

"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"