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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."

"""ok start it up"" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk ""give it some gas"" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? ""I can't hear over you beatboxing"""

"Me: Can my gift this year be a new secretary. Boss: I cannot legally assign you anyone until your last secretary's case goes to trial..."

"Someone needs to tell every movie and tv show that no cell phone beeps when you hit the ""answer call"" button."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They are fun to ride until your friends find out."

"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""

"I didn't send Christmas cards this year, what with the economy and all. Mostly I'm just lazy, but blaming the economy is so much more fun."

"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."

"What's a bear's favorite fruit? Tom**ato**(**ms**). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: /r/BearJokes"

"What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian? One they've never herbivore."