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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."

"*takes personality test* *fails*"

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."

"What's got four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a preschool."

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."

"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"

"A man walks up to a juice bar... There's no punch line."

"What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure? A hearti*choke*. ... :D"

"[NSFW] What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."