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Joke of the Day

"What's white and in the men's 100M final? The lines."

"I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky."

"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""GET OUT OF MY BAR, YOU FUCKING HORSE!"""

"I set my Tinder location to Flint, Michigan. Those girls are probably hella thirsty..."

"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."

"Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? They were in ca*hoots*."

"I NEED JOKES ABOUT TREES Don't ask questions, I just really need non-offensive tree jokes and fast! Thank you for your help!!!"

"Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!"

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."