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Joke of the Day

"Why is Natural Light Bear Grylls favorite beer? Cause it tastes like piss."

"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""

"What do you call a half Jew? Jew-ish."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar"

"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""

"What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully? An illegal Aryan."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's a big word for a 7 year old"

"can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old."

"I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series"

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."