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Joke of the Day
"Why is Natural Light Bear Grylls favorite beer? Cause it tastes like piss."
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"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."
"I get my women how I get my coffee Bitter, overpriced, and disappointing."
"I was trying to work out which of the Thai girls at a bar was actually a girl, and got it embarrassingly wrong... ...I felt such a dick."
"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."
"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."
"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."
"Subway sandwich artists seem like they'd rather kill their mother with an AIDS hammer than give you extra toppings."
"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."