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Joke of the Day

"""Mom, I found out I had colon cancer today."" ""REALLY? What are the symptoms??"" ""Why do I always have to start a list..."""

"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese newspaper. Get it?"

"I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."

"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"

"What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management"

"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."

"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"