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Joke of the Day

"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."

"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"hey can I use your bathroom? cashier: only paying customers jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-"

"Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."

"[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because i will vote for it!"

"I often say...... I often say to myself. ""I cant believe that cloning machine worked"""

"*Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help"

"Why doesn't God like grapefruit? Because he doesn't fucking exist."