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Joke of the Day
"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."
Next Joke
"In honour of Mothers Day, what's your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?"
"What do you call a female to male sex change? An Addadictomy."
"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"
"Heard on the radio and could not resist repeating... ""My ex-girlfriend never asked me use a condom."" ""Because she was on the pill."" ""Ambien."""
"What was shaken and is now stirred? Haiti."
"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."
"So, I was sitting on a train across from a beautiful Thai girl. And all I could think was ""Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner."" And then she did."
"I'm sticking to my guns. I really should have washed my hands after I ate."
"Bloke walks up and asks ""Do you prefer long legs or short?"", so I reply ""I prefer something in between"""