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Joke of the Day

"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""SHIT!"" Get a fifth old lady to yell ""BINGO!"""

"I was gonna tell you guys a gay joke... ...butt fuck it"

"What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe? Au"

"What starts with F and ends in UCK? Fire truck."

"I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime."

"Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years."

"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

"During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger. Because I wanted a second opinion."

"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Cause Jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off."