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Joke of the Day

"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""SHIT!"" Get a fifth old lady to yell ""BINGO!"""

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"

"ME: someone stole my credit card number BANK: why would they spend $187 at a hot dog stand? ME: [hangs head in shame] that wasn't them"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fisheyes"

"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."

"How does a feminist ask for Halloween candies? Trigger Treat."

"Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect."

"What is Walter White's favourite band? Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure."

"Hi mom, we shot the new Hobbit movie today. I'm orc #56, the one accidentally wearing a watch. The director was really mad."

"I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level."