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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral? You might think it's II, but his true love be the C."

"A game developer recently released a ""rectal prolapse simulator""... ...they called it ""Fallout""."

"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."

"When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man's laughter"

"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"

"Guy tip: If your girlfriend has a really annoying friend, don't tell her how bothersome she is or to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how attractive she is."

"There was a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial."

"Jesus walks into a bar... orders a glass of tap water."

"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."

"The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes."