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Joke of the Day
"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."
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"I figured out the solution to iceis We just kick them under the fridge."
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"
"What do termites put on their toast? Door jamb."
"[job int] ""& what are your areas of weakness?"" [leans in so close my nose touches the interviewers] ""I don't like people touching my nose."""
"5-year-old: How many pull-ups can you do? Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses? Me: Almost 1."
"I hate when I click a porn video and I can see myself in the screen while it's loading."
"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."
"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz? Heidi cannot swing a golf club."
"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"