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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."

"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."

"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."

"What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH*"

"I'm stuck in Christmas mass right now and I need some nsfw religious jokes about Christianity in order to make my dad crack. Have any? Help me, I got dragged to this as vice and now we need jokes."

"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""

"How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a vacuum cleaner."

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."

"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."

"Son: Sire, I wish to change my name King: Why, Prince Stephen? Son: Because you call me ""Prince S"" King: Haha yeah that never gets old"