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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"
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"Dallas Police is hiring As of Friday morning they have 5 positions to fill"
"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."
"Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say ""well, she was always kind of like this."""
"4-year-old: *puts on ballerina dress* *puts on ballerina shoes* *puts on ballerina tiara* Me: Who are you supposed to be? 4: A ninja."
"Thank you 2015 for... Bees?"
"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"
"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"
"When you're really angry, instead of saying a filthy curse word, try yelling ""Finnegan's Biscuits!"" I find it quite satisfying."
"Petshop Man goes in to petshop and asks for a pet wasp. 'I'm sorry sir we don't sell wasps' 'But you've got one in the window'"