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Joke of the Day

"When you're really angry, instead of saying a filthy curse word, try yelling ""Finnegan's Biscuits!"" I find it quite satisfying."

"I take it personally when I let a car cut in front of me and then they immediately get into another lane. Come back you are with me now."

"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"

"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."

"I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death."

"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Do you all want a beer?"" The first logician says, ""I don't know."" The second logician says, ""I don't know."" The third logician says, ""Yes."""

"Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed? Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads."

"I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!"

"Reddit is really a green community, Considering all the recycled content that's on here."

"My friend was showing me around her loft. She said, ""It's a bit eratic."" I said, ""I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."""