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"I heard women love a man in uniform.. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."
"What do tumblrinas do on Halloween? They go trigger treating"
"What do you call it, when a German sleeps with two women, but impregnates three? Fucking efficient."
"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up."
"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""
"My therapist keeps telling me to stop dating women who believe in the healing powers of crystals and I'm all like, ""Nope."""
"If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza."
"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."
"If God didn't want me to scratch my ass he wouldn't have made it taste so good."