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Joke of the Day

"[airport security] *Beep* ""step through again, but don't say Beep."" *Alarm* ""Once more sir, but if u speak, I'll shoot u."" {thinks} *bzzt*"

"Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too"

"If attacked by a mob of clowns Go for the juggler"

"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"

"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"

"The worst part about going to concerts is realizing people you'd otherwise think are freaks actually share your taste in music."

"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"

"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"

"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""

"6 was jealous about other kids getting notes in their lunches, so I put one in his: ""Sorry, I ate your pudding. Love, Dad."""