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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dwarf taller? Ge-gnome therapy"
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"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."
"Made it to the level of old where I turned down a beer so it wouldn't mess with the aftertaste of the milkshake I just had."
"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."
"Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down."
"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."
"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"
"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"
"When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they're gonna start throwing cutlery at each other."
"The masochist and a sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? *Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist? *No.*"