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Joke of the Day

"Innocent little girl !! ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."

"How do you know a black man has been on your computer. It's not there."

"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

"I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose."

"My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions."

"Just opened the freezer and the vodka literally rolled out into my hands, no way I could ignore this sign from god."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."

"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."

"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""