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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between ten dead hookers and the stuff in my basement? Nothing."
Next Joke
"Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? They are delighted."
"Back in my day a ""selfie,"" was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion."
"Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future."
"In my defense, my response to her inquiry as to how my day was going was ""I'm less stabby than normal"" not ""Please tell me about your cat."""
"Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."
"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"How many moles are in a guacamole? Avacado's number."
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend."
"Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up."