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Joke of the Day
"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
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"Gerald: ""Have you ever come across a man who at the slightest touch caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"" Mabel: ""Yes the dentist."""
"teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!"
"I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty."
"Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to ""come inside"" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail."
"ONCE APON A TIME... #2 yeah I no-one likes school I escaped :P"
"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."
"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."
"[doctor hands wife urn] Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband didn't make it. ""Nooo!"" she cries. Oh, he's fine. But he didn't make this lovely urn."
"Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot"