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Joke of the Day
"What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time."
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"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."
"Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks."
"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"
"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."
"My girlfriend says if this post will get 1000 upvotes she'll start to exist :'("
"*describes my ideal woman to police sketch artist* ""And I need you guys to find her by 9 tonight cuz this buffet coupon is about to expire."""
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest."
"I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise... ...because sex cells"