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Joke of the Day
"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."
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"What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time"
"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."
"I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life ...if I die next Tuesday."
"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"
"I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva."
"Teacher: Johnny, use the words 'defeat"", ""deduct"" and ""detail"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am. ""Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."""
"Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces."
"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."
"I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way."