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Joke of the Day
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !"
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"My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes"
"One day a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly the blonde's friend said ""Oh look a dead birdie!"" The blonde looked up and said ""Where?"""
"How did the redditor get lots of downvotes? What is a pirate's favourite letter?"
"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"
"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."
"Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male."
"My funeral instructions to my family were to have me cremated, and I told my best friends under no circumstances should I be cremated."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Potato."
"How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse? That was dill!"