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"What do pirates have in common with photons? They both travel at c"
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"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."
"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."
"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."
"Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. "
"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic load."
"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"
"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."
"A hunter brings a bear into his own home. His friend asks if he's crazy, and the hunter responds ""Just bear with me"""