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Joke of the Day

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee"

"I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well."

"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?!"

"I heard the new iPhone is selling well. In fact, it's a real 6s."

"Why did Peter Parker get fired? He spent all day on the web."

"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"

"they say 98% of fat people can be good looking if they lose weight, but 99% of them don't...when I became that 1%, i realized i was that 2%"

"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode."