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Joke of the Day

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?!"

"I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother."

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."

"I've been happily married for four years -out of a total of 10."

"I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes... He'll just fire them"

"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Just printed out 50 copies of today's weather forecast to carry around with me today because I'm just not in the mood for small talk."

"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"

"coding humor 1 +1 ___ =10"