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Joke of the Day
"Why did Peter Parker get fired? He spent all day on the web."
Next Joke
"What did they call Ebola before the Internet? Bola"
"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."
"If HBO released all ten episodes of Game of Thrones at once, maybe I'd be able to remember the characters' names from episode to episode."
"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"Releases 420 cows on the field Graze it. Jk bye"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."
"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister."
"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."