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Joke of the Day
"She's so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road!"
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"I have this wart. I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me."
"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."
"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"
"What's the worst part about running a gay pirate ship? There's always seamen on your poopdeck!"
"Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? Because Freedom Rings."
"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."
"What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like? *clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*"
"I get so excited every time I see an armored car but then, guess what, no heist."
"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."