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Joke of the Day

"She's so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road!"

"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"

"WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this SPIDER: you've got 2days"

"My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph."

"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."

"What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component? This guy!"

"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"

"For valentine's day, I'm taking my wife to see ""50 Shades"". How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up."

"So two men walked into a bar... The third one ducked."

"I hate people who support the Nazis They're such deutschbags."