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Joke of the Day
"Waxing. It's not a cure for lycanthropy."
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"Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital? Because the stock broker!"
"How can you spot a racist in a crowd? They're the ones shouting ""Black Lives Matter!"""
"Hamster PickUp Line? If I was a Hamster, and I met a female hamster I liked...id say ""Aye Girl, You From Amsterdam? Cause Hamster Damn!"""
"Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit."
"I was drinking a margarita at the bar.... And a woman screamed ""Does anyone know CPR?!"" I replied that i knew the whole alphabet, we laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy."
"Stop smiling so big in every photo of you. You can't be that happy all the time. Smile like a normal person who isn't a raging psychopath"
"What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear..."
"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."
"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"