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Joke of the Day

"It's looking like Hillary is definitely going to win the election I think I might move to Benghazi, at least she'll leave me alone there."

"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""

"I'm glad I found out it's illegal to destroy US currency. I was about to feed $50 bills through a shredder."

"The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them"

"It's leaked that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the ""woman of the year"" award. Oh so now they're implying that men are better at being women than women are."

"My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious."

"What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes."

"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."

"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"

"Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992."