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Joke of the Day
"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"
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"Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE"
"How can a girl make you a millionnaire? If you're already a billionnaire."
"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."
"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."
"Teacher: ok class bring your dioramas to the front of the class Me: [holding a bowl of diahorrea] oh no..."
"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face."
"It's Earth Day... FUCK Uranus!"
"My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white."